He loves to sing song after song after song
Aaron Rose has a crush on his sis
It\\\'s not incest he is quick to insist!
Aaron Rose smokes the ganja
It\\\'s his emotional crutch
Being American Sucks
He wishes he was Dutch
Aaron is addicted to herbal cigarettes
It\\\'s almost as bad as having torrets
His family is ashamed
And he is truly pained
Aaron Rose is a stoner
And sometimes a loner
Aaron loves Blair Waldorf a lot
The problem is, she doesn\\\'t do pot
Aaron is a rich boy who smokes the herb
At least he doesn\\\'t crawl the kern!
Aaron is rugged with glossy hair
But he doesn\\\'t think life is fair!
Aaron Rose is a herb cig roller
Aaron Rose is not a bowler
Aaron is hunky, Aaron is cute
Aaron starts each week with a brand new suit
Aaron Rose lives for Pot
Black, Weed, Ganja, whatever you\\\'ve got
He is handsome and smells divine
But if you want to catch him
You\\\'d better join the line
Aaron the herb smokin bro
Has a posse in toe
He drives a red Saab
It makes him look bad
He lives his life fast, never slow
Aaron is single but smokes too much weed
Blair makes Aaron\\\'s heart bleed
Aaron is caring but not very smart
Aaron needs Blair to stop being a tart
Aaron Rose drives a fast car
Aaron Rose plays golf on par
Aaron Rose is lusted after by girls
Because of his glossy, sexy black curls
Aaron Rose is a herbal pot head
He likes to hide in his father\\\'s shed
He smokes and smokes until he\\\'s uber-stoned
It\\\'s a wonder his body is so damn toned!
Aaron Rose is a rich drug user
H is privileged but not a loser
Aaron Rose likes coffee and tea
But preferably laced with something spicy